Genre #3 Recipe

Ingredients for a rebellion:

1 whole fertile land

One quart of contented natives

A few foreigners

A dash of aspiration

10 tablespoons of superiority

Two cups of aggression

One five pound bag of guns

First, combine the land with the content natives. Let sit for a couple centuries. Watch it expand and change naturally.  Then, in a small bowl, mix the foreigners with the aspiration, and gradually add the superiority one tablespoon at a time. Each tablespoon will cause it to rise. Next, you will combine the natives mixture and the foreigners mixture, and it would be wise to hold the bowls with a cloth or an oven mit, for when the chemicals of these mixtures interact it will become very hot. Add a cup of aggression and half of the bag of guns immediately after you do this. Then, before it cools down, place the mixture in the oven at 600⁰F for about ninety years. When you take it out, add the second cup of aggression, and empty the bag of guns. Watch as the components separate like oil and water. You can try to stir them back together, you can even use your hands and attempt to force them to combine, but they never will. It will taste salty and extremely bitter. Enjoy.